Fisher - Dorian
Leo - Encht
Shawn - Setsuna
Rossy - Yorhana
Kenji - Kei

Arisa - Shaana
Megan - Kawa Kawa

Sincerity - Girl Power Advocate #1
Marchelle - Girl Power Advocate #2
Larou - Girl Power Advocate #3

Haato no Fartuu (Fart of the Heart) -- A Haato no Kagami \ Shonen Chikira crossover.
By the Animequeens

As Larou leapt at Leo with his/her sword drawn, and Leo blocked defiantly, pink gas surrounded the two.
"What is going on?!" Larou demanded. Leo coughed a few times and threw his arms out. He rose above the gas, laughing hysterically. His voice rang out with a shrill, grating tone.
"YOUUUUU WILLLLL FIIIIIGHT!!!" Larou felt his/herself being whisked upward by a draft. The sword fell to the stone with a loud clang.

Fisher woke up, rubbing his eyes. He didn't recognize the room he was in, so he flew back under the blankets. "AHh!! Larouuuu!!" He peeked over the sheets with one eye. His door was open, and he could see outside into a large, underground hallway. Shawn was walking out into that hallway, peering curiously around corners. Fisher ran out there, grabbing the familiar human, and shook him.
"Shawn! Where are we?!"
"I. . . don't know." Shawn answered calmly. They both went up the stairs and followed the hallway until they got to a kitchen-like room. Rossy was cooking at a stove, freaking out.
"OH MY GOD!! Where's Leo?! Where's Marchelle?! What have they DONE to them!! Oh, I'll get them!" He threw a spatula across the room, narrowly missing Kenji, who stared blankly.
"Where ARE we?!" He demanded. The other three boys stared blankly at him. Fisher quietly moved behind Shawn. A pink gas filled the room. Leo, dressed in a green kimono, was floating in the middle of the gas.
"HElllooooo, boys! *snort*" Rossy's jaw dropped.
"Master?! MASTER?!" He whimpered. He couldn't believe it. Kenji, Fisher, and Shawn just stood there some more. Arisa came out of a room from off to the side of the kitchen. She stopped short when she saw both Fisher and Leo in the same room. She wanted to turn and leave, but she couldn't seem to move her feet. Leo whipped around and flew at her, a loud fart ripping through the room. Rossy nearly fainted.
"Master. . .?" He asked quietly. Arisa screamed and covered her face. Megan came bounding out, dressed in a strange costume. It was white, with little purple dragon wings on the back, and long, white ears. There were two small, red, antennae on her head.
"SQUEAK!" She screamed. "Sqqueeeak, squeeak?!" She got frustrated when she couldn't speak English. What she wanted to demand was where Marchelle was. But no one could understand her, and she sat down and squeaked sadly. Three silhouettes appeared in the doorway, each posing sexily. Larou stepped forward into the light.
"We will battle, Shonen Chikara. For we are. . ." The other two girls stepped forward and posed.
"GIRL POWER!!" The four boys stared stupidly. Shawn was the first to speak.
"Excuse me, but what is. .. 'Shonen Chikara?'" Leo then interrupted.
"Why. . . *snort* BOY POWER!! It fights against GIRL POWER!! Which is, of course, taking over the world. And you! You are Yorhana Shinja!" Leo pointed at Kenji. Kenji stared stupidly.
"Who, me?" Leo ignored him.
"YoOOou!" Leo pointed at Rossy. "YoOOou are Dykeisii Kimoko." Rossy looked depressed.
"You!" Leo then decided to point at Fisher. "You are Dooooorian. I don't know your last name, 'cause you're STUPID." He snorted a few times. "And you are Setsuna Kiitai." Fisher looked confused. "Who, me?"
"Yes, you!!" Rossy stared at Marchelle, one of the girls next to Larou. He recognized the other as Sincerity. They were both dressed in strange costumes. They had rope-tops on, one looking more like a bra than a shirt, and another looking like it had been wrapped in a hurry. Short white skirts with jungle-print tie-ons accessorized the tops. They had animal-print sandals and hair accessories.
Megan whimpered, trying to ask, "What the hell am I?!" Leo whipped around and flew at her and Arisa again.
"You are Kawa Kawa, employed to protect the boys of Shonen Chikara!!" He turned to Arisa.
"And you, beautiful," Arisa blushed. "are Shaana, Dykeisii's sister." Arisa looked over at Rossy, wondering who he was, anyway. Leo pointed at the four boys.
"You will. . . TRANSFORM!" To Arisa, "You will record. You always record a battle." He threw a video camera at her. She caught it with a bit of trouble, but not much. The three enemies, Larou, Marchelle, and Sincerity moved forward threateningly. The boys were flung into the air. Shawn yelled out. He was practically bent in half and naked. Ribbons surrounded him. Suddenly, the other three were thrown into the same airspace, and ribbons magically floated in front of them. Kenji yelled,
"Where did all THAT hair come from?!" Arisa zoomed in on Fisher, but she couldn't see anything. She sighed. Damn it.
"Ready boys?" Shawn was still grunting in pain. Kenji was wearing a hot pink halter top with chains holding it up. His skirt was black with hot pink bike shorts underneath. He had black boots up to his knees with pink edges. Rossy was wearing two suspenders holding up a greenish skirt. The suspenders had straps that went across his chest and around his arms. He had fingerless greenish gloves on, a headband, and really weird boots. Shawn had a blueish-gray dress with giant crossed suspenders and cut-out boots. He also had a headband. Fisher was wearing tall boots up to the middle of his thighs. A short black skirt accompanied by a very wide red ribbon wrapped around his chest served as his battle costume. Leo appeared to be lost in thought.
"You know. . . To defeat these enemies, you must sing. You cannot do THAT in THOSE, as bea-oo-ti-fulled as they are. YouUUuu will wear. . ." The boys were flung back into the air, clinging to each other. They were naked again. Kenji yelled, "EEEEEEW!" As he hung onto Fisher, and Shawn grabbed Rossy's legs, his face stuck near Rossy's stomach. Fisher flipped upside down, and clutched onto Shawn's hair, yanking his head back to kiss him. The five girls just stared. Arisa felt like breaking the camera, but instead, she just taped what she could see of Fisher. Not his head, anyway. Just his nice torso. Kenji was still yelling about hair in places no one else wanted to go. Finally, they all collapsed to the floor in a heap. Leo laughed psychotically.
"I never thought that air-induced orgy would end!" Rossy yelled loudly,
"THERE WAS NO ORGY!!!" Kenji agreed vehemently. The girls giggled while Arisa fidgeted with the camera. Megan stared over at Marchelle for awhile. Larou let out a whoop and charged the boys. Shawn yelled,
"Um, excuse me, but what do we sing?!" Leo thought as Sincerity glomped Fisher to the ground. Marchelle walked over to Megan, who squeaked enthusiastically. The boys realized they were all still naked. Fisher tried to wiggle away from Sincerity, and Shawn just hid. Rossy tried to get Leo's attention while Kenji sat stupidly. Larou flailed around and screamed.
"Hey, girls! We begin NOW!!" The three all got in a line and started a badly choreographed version of "Survivor." Marchelle ended up smacking Sincerity in the nose, who conveniently tripped Larou, thinking it was him/her. Larou stepped on Marchelle's toes, and they all fell over and flailed. Leo farted on beat, dancing psychotically. The four boys started singing in unison,
"Show me the meaning. . . of beeeeeeeing lonellllyyyyy!" They all swayed back and forth with lighters [where did THOSE come from? Pseudo-Encht?] and tears came to the girls' eyes. They sniffled and cried. Sincerity grabbed onto Larou, who snucked snot on Marchelle's shoulder. They all disappeared while Leo farted again. Arisa taped Fisher some more. . . Megan sighed and sat there. She didn't like being this Kuwa. . . Whatever it was. The five girls all disappeared into some other realm. The four boys still swayed, singing in unison. Unison does not mean in tune. Finally, they flew back to their world on a giant pink worm. Leo was the first to comment.
"Is this some sort of sexual joke?" The Queens [who, yes, appeared out of nowhere] answered,
"Of COURSE not!!!" They both smiled. Alex, the Queens, and maybe some naked people all went to a different realm. The Queens and Alex were thrown out. Ooops. Well, they went and partied on their own realm with grape juice and THREE different kinds of cheeses.

"SNORT! You see?" Encht stopped the tape. "THAT is a real battle."
Kei whimpered.
"Eew." Yorhana made a disgusted face. "Why were they commenting on my body hair?"
"Because you are a geeky gorilla," Encht answered.
"Um... okay."
Setsuna was nearly asleep, and Dorian was laughing.
"That was proof that people from other series could never do our job," Dorian commented. "It's so difficult fighting dolts." He laughed crazily.
"Shut up, fangBOY. Everyone was much better than you." He snorted. "Although. . ." Encht mused. "I think I am much sexier than that Leo guy.